I Am UnMarketable

I am not a sponsor’s dream. This is not your typical blog bio.

I’m not here to win you over with shiny copy, a polished CTA, or some overused “Hi, I’m just like you!” pitch.

I’m not just like you. And chances are, you’re not like the people this platform was designed to elevate either.

Because if you’ve ever looked around the digital space and thought, “Why does this all feel so fake?”

You’re in the right place.

Let’s Get One Thing Straight: The Internet Is One Giant Grift

Not the whole thing, no. But the part we’re all trying to survive in? The digital marketing machine?

Absolutely.

It’s a grift wrapped in a funnel, glazed in FOMO, and served with a side of half-truths.

And the people running it? They’re not evil. They’re just really, really good at saying whatever they need to say to get into your wallet.

They’ll call themselves online marketers. Or digital growth experts. Or funnel strategists. Or brand accelerators.

But what they actually are? Performers.

They sell dreams, not outcomes. And they do it from behind the curtain of anonymity and automation.

Who I Am

I’m not here to be your guru (can’t STAND that word). I don’t care about building a personal brand that’s palatable.

I care about saying what most people are too scared (or too bought-in) to say:

Most of the advice online is garbage.

It’s not based on experience. It’s based on what sells. 

So I created UnMarketable. A space where I can say what I actually mean. Without worrying about the algorithm. Or brand deals. Or subscriber churn.

If I write something that pisses people off? Great. That means it mattered.

Why UnMarketable Exists

Because I got tired of pretending. Because I got tired of polite marketing. Because I got tired of “authentic” being just another aesthetic. It exists because I got tired of running on the digital hamster wheel, trying to keep up with the next algorithmic ‘big thing’.

I wanted to build a place for truth. For sarcasm. For that gritty, unfiltered version of the internet that actually reflects how people feel — not how they’re told to present themselves.

UnMarketable is the antidote. It’s the journal, the rant, the side-eye to the whole idiotic system. And if you feel like you’ve never quite fit into the influencer-approved version of entrepreneurship?

Welcome home.

Final Word

I’m not here to play the game. I’m here to burn the rulebook. I don’t do email lists. I don’t do sales funnels.

Just truth, perspective, and the occasional F-bomb.

This is UnMarketable.